Gordon "Jonah" Jones

School Days: 1982-1983

Wherever Jonah went, mischief always followed. Along with partner-in-crime Zammo he caused a stink on his first day - literally - and more chaos was to follow. A master practical joker, Jonah was always the brains behind the stunts. Trouble he may have been, but there was not a bad bone in Jonah's body.

THE SCHOOL'S RESIDENT JEREMY BEADLE? Definitely, but much less sophisticated. Stink bombs and commandeering milk floats were his preferred methods.

JONAH'S SCHOOL REPORT
  Series 5: Zammo and Jonah deploy a stink bomb in class, and everyone is evacuated to the hall. On the trip to Chessington Zoo, Jonah tries to retrieve his bag from the seals' enclosure but falls in the water.

Series 6: The class sends Jonah to Coventry but he regains favour becoming the secret weapon in the Scruffy march. Jonah climbs aboard the milk float and enters the school, scuppering Mrs McClusky's lockout of the marchers.

ASSOCIATES: Zammo Maguire, Jimmy Flynn, Jeremy Irvine, Gripper Stebson.

FAMILY: None mentioned but Jonah moved to Wales when his dad was offered work there.

CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Probably still in Wales, injecting some Cockney fun into those valleys.


SERIES 31
Laxo Archer
Abel Benson
Theo Benson
Miss Bettany
Ed Booth
Jake Briggs
Clooney
Ducket
Miss Greene
Gyngell
Lucy Johnson
Tigger Johnson
Togger Johnson
Sammy Lee
Mr McDonnell
Kathy McIlroy
Chloe Moore
Andrea O'Malley
Mrs Rawlinson
Serena Sulli
Rachel Towers
Bryn Williams
Megan Williams
XS
Jenny Young
Tanya Young

Ali Duncan
Andy Turner
Anika Modi
Anna Duncan
Annette Firman
Annie Wainwright
Baz Wainwright
Benny Green
Briony Jones
Calley Donnington
Calvin Braithwaite
Carl Fenton
Claire Scott
Clare Chaplin
Colin Brown
Danny Hartston
Danny Kendall
Darren Clarke
Dawn O'Malley
Delia Lodge
Donnie Briscoe
Duane Orpington
Eleanor Smith
Emma Bolton
Fay Lucas
Freddie Mainwaring
Gemma Lyons
Georgina Hayes
Gonch Gardner
Gordon Jones
Gripper Stebson
Holly Parsons
Ian Hudson
Imelda Davis
Jackie Wright
Jacko Morgan
James Arnold
Jeremy Bishop
Jessica Arnold
Joanna Day
Joe Williams
Josh Irvine
Judi Jeffreys
Justine Dean
Karen Young
Katrina Simpson
Katy Fraser
Kelly Bradshaw
Keiran Osbourne
Kyle Brown
Leah Stewart
Lisa West
Maddie Gilks
Martin Miller
Maria Watts
Matthew Cartwright
Matthew Pearson
Matt Singleton
Max Humphries
Mauler McCaul
Mel Adams
Mike Bentley
Mooey Humphries
Natasha Stevens
Nathan Charles
Neil Timpson
Pamela Cartwright
Pogo Patterson
Robbie Wright
Roland Browning
Ronnie Birtles
Ross Duncan
Sam "Cracker" Bacon
Shona West
Spencer Hargreaves
Suzanne Ross
Taylor Mitchell
Tom Smith
Tracy Long
Trevor Cleaver
Trisha Yates
Tucker Jenkins
Vikki Meedes
Wally Scott
Wayne Sutcliffe
Zammo Maguire
Ziggy Greaves
Zoe Stringer

Miss Adams
Mr Bronson
Miss Carver
Mr Deverill
Mr Garfield
Mr Hankin
Mr Hargreaves
Mrs Holmes
Mr Hopwood
Mrs Knuckle
Mr Malachay
Mrs McClusky
Scruffy McGuffy
Mr MItchell
Mr Robson
Mr Thomson