Max Humphries

School Days: 2003-2007

After blagging his way into the sixth form, Max uses his seniority to affirm himself as THE bully of Grange Hill. He gets his kicks from other people's misfortune and, with brother Mooey, moves around Grange Hill with such stealth that his victims don't really notice until it's too late. Where his brother is the brawn, he's the brains.

Max is a shark and is not afraid to throw his weight around if his reputation is in danger. A reputation which carries less weight now most have seen him for the buffoon he really is. His mum is a vicar - something Max is keen to keep quiet...
Year 9 Max is not central to the storyline in but tries unsuccessfully to avenge Togger for grassing him up. All Max's efforts get him is a spell in homework club.

Year 10 Max takes advantage of Martin and forces him to do his homework. When Kathy convinces Martin of his intentions, Max punches Martin when he attempts to stand up to him. Baz and Kathy warn him off.

Year 11 The feud between Baz and Max escalates. Baz challenges Max to abseil from the school roof, but Max falls and breaks his arm. Both are excluded.

Year 12 No-one can believe it when Max returns to the sixth form. Max throws Donnie's PE kit in the incinerator, causing the school to be evacuated. His hardman reputation takes a knock when it emerges his mum is a vicar!

Year 13 Max and Mooey push Alex close to the edge once again, forcing him to steal from his friends and to bully Bryn into stealing a fridge for them. Max's attempts to brush off Chloe's advances are futile and he ends up taking her to Kathy's party as his date - much to the amusement of his peers! The Humphries are left outcasts when Togger tells Miss Gayle what they've been doing to Alex - a disgruntled Max takes his frustrations out on Ross at the dance contest (he was due to be partnering Karen) and spikes Martin's orange juice with vodka.

ASSOCIATES: Mooey Humphries, Togger Johnson, Alex Pickering, Mr McDonnell

CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Who's to say? Probably picked up as ASBO if nothing more.

Laxo Archer
Abel Benson
Theo Benson
Miss Bettany
Ed Booth
Jake Briggs
Miss Greene
Lucy Johnson
Tigger Johnson
Togger Johnson
Sammy Lee
Mr McDonnell
Kathy McIlroy
Chloe Moore
Andrea O'Malley
Mrs Rawlinson
Serena Sulli
Rachel Towers
Bryn Williams
Megan Williams
Jenny Young
Tanya Young

Ali Duncan
Andy Turner
Anika Modi
Anna Duncan
Annette Firman
Annie Wainwright
Baz Wainwright
Benny Green
Briony Jones
Calley Donnington
Calvin Braithwaite
Carl Fenton
Claire Scott
Clare Chaplin
Colin Brown
Danny Hartston
Danny Kendall
Darren Clarke
Dawn O'Malley
Delia Lodge
Donnie Briscoe
Duane Orpington
Eleanor Smith
Emma Bolton
Fay Lucas
Freddie Mainwaring
Gemma Lyons
Georgina Hayes
Gonch Gardner
Gordon Jones
Gripper Stebson
Holly Parsons
Ian Hudson
Imelda Davis
Jackie Wright
Jacko Morgan
James Arnold
Jeremy Bishop
Jessica Arnold
Joanna Day
Joe Williams
Josh Irvine
Judi Jeffreys
Justine Dean
Karen Young
Katrina Simpson
Katy Fraser
Kelly Bradshaw
Keiran Osbourne
Kyle Brown
Leah Stewart
Lisa West
Maddie Gilks
Martin Miller
Maria Watts
Matthew Cartwright
Matthew Pearson
Matt Singleton
Max Humphries
Mauler McCaul
Mel Adams
Mike Bentley
Mooey Humphries
Natasha Stevens
Nathan Charles
Neil Timpson
Pamela Cartwright
Pogo Patterson
Robbie Wright
Roland Browning
Ronnie Birtles
Ross Duncan
Sam "Cracker" Bacon
Shona West
Spencer Hargreaves
Suzanne Ross
Taylor Mitchell
Tom Smith
Tracy Long
Trevor Cleaver
Trisha Yates
Tucker Jenkins
Vikki Meedes
Wally Scott
Wayne Sutcliffe
Zammo Maguire
Ziggy Greaves
Zoe Stringer

Miss Adams
Mr Bronson
Miss Carver
Mr Deverill
Mr Garfield
Mr Hankin
Mr Hargreaves
Mrs Holmes
Mr Hopwood
Mrs Knuckle
Mr Malachay
Mrs McClusky
Scruffy McGuffy
Mr MItchell
Mr Robson
Mr Thomson