Mr Thomson

Position: Caretaker
School Days
: 1981-1982

On the surface, "Tom Tom" appeared much like his successor, Mr Griffiths, proudly sporting the archetypal buff coat and grumpy exterior. However, Thomson was entirely without humour and was forever moaning about "everything getting broken in this place", having to carry out the necessary repairs when things did. He did not like the pupils - talking at them rather than to them - as far as he was concerned they were all potential hooligans and he was damning of Mrs McClusky when she sanctioned a common room, knowing full well it would have implications for his workload. He would happily have given errant pupils a "clip round the ear" if allowed!

Series 4: Tom Tom has to cope with wanton vandalism to the school conveniences at the start of the year, and his concerns prove right when Mrs McClusky grants the pupils a common room - which gets trashed by Pogo and Gripper.

Series 5: Roland locks himself in the loo, Tom Tom's bull-in-a-china-shop attempts to force him out shocks the teachers. When a sticker-posting craze starts in the first year, Thomson has his work cut out cleaning them up.

ASSOCIATES: Mrs McClusky, Michael Doyle, Tucker Jenkins, Roland Browning, Gripper Stebson.

CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Long since retired.

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